Lily Allen picks fights. Lots of 'em. Check out our collection of LILY VERSUS: a complete list of the one-on-one (or one-on-many!) tussles our girl has gotten herself into.

LILY VERSUS...

Who She Fought	The Details	Who Won
Lily VS Lindsay Lohan	Lily was asked to leave her table so that Lohan and her kiddies could sit there. Lily's reply was delicious...	Clearly, Lily. But then, Lindsay never had a chance.
Lily VS Naomi Campbell	In response to the Kate Moss tussle. It seems Lily has yet to respond.	This currently has to go to Naomi Campbell. C'mon, Lily, fight back!
Lily VS Kate Moss	Kate Moss' clothes were only for skinny people, so claimed Lily. Well, duh. This was kind of a cheap shot, but it doesn't take much to knock Kate flat.	Lily takes this easy win. Too bad it was hurtful.
Lily VS Alcoholism	Lily has admitted to being an alcoholic, which is a serious disease.	We ALL hope that Lily comes out on top with this one.
Lily VS Lady Sovereign	Lady Sovereign claimed that Lily had an easy go of it because her Pa is a famous comedian in the UK.	Lily wins this one - we can't control who our parents are!
Lily VS Peaches Geldof	Peaches says Lily is a cokehead. Lily replies by spitting at her feet.	Lily always does stand up for herself, but she should learn to get details before she gives spittle.

I wish every1 would stop bringing up the whole blow-job thing!

Watch Lily's response to the paparazzi boob picture.

Lily Allen's mom won't let her Google herself anymore.